Some of the articles, Batchelder said, are weak. He and House Speaker Jon Husted, R-Kettering, pointed specifically to Article V, which says Dann failed to exercise due care to ensure the safety and security of state property.
“Does that mean somebody dropped a dictating machine? I don’t know what that is,” he said. “That’s the kind of thing we don’t want to leave as part of our heritage.”
A dictating machine? Really? Does the state have a lot of those laying around?
I’m pretty sure they were talking about the car(s) that Gutierrez smashed up while drunk.