Nothing says “blue collar” like not being able to use a coffee machine in a convenience store:

You know darling, I normally have my coffee dispensed to me by my assistant who brings it to me no later than 7:30am Eastern with a nice chocolate chip biscotti.

(ht Schecter and friends)

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