Speaking at Episcopal High School in Alexandria, Va. today John McCain confessed that his current inability to control his temper is NOTHING compared to the anger issues he faced when he was a teen.

“Self-improvement should be a work in progress all our lives”, said the nearly-70-year-old Senator from AZ, “and I confess to needing it as much as anyone.”

“But I believe if my detractors had known me at Episcopal they might marvel at the self-restraint and mellowness I developed as an adult.”

Self-restraint and mellowness? Really?

Man am I looking forward to those debates!