Note to Mr. Obama: you aren’t going to win over any blue collar voters by bowling a 37. But, if you promise to practice, I’ll send you my Wii with the bowling game so you’ll be much better next time.

Better yet, next time you’re at the bowling alley just get drunk on cheap beer (Iron City?) and then get in a fight in the bowling alley parking lot. That’ll win you more respect with the blue collar folks than any high scoring game ever would!