Joseph Kony, leader of the Lord’s Resistance Army, has named his son “George Bush”- after our president.

Kony is “a self-styled prophet” who wants “to rule according to the Ten Commandments” – kind of like Bush, I suppose.

For two decades his Lord’s Resistance Army has abducted thousands of children in northern Uganda and committed hideous atrocities, slicing off victims’ ears and noses and padlocking their lips together. The conflict has killed tens of thousands and uprooted 2 million people.

George Bush was unavailable for comment.

 
  • David Dzidzikashvili

    What a “great name” for the kid. Won’t be as appealing after 2008 though…

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