Breaking: CPAC/McCain Meeting Transcript Leaked

This is a Plunderbund exclusive. A reader sent us the transcript of a short conference call with John McCain and top wingnut radio personalities ahead of his appearance at a Conservative Political Action Committee meeting:

McCain: Don’t hit me anymore…Oh God, I pray to God you don’t hit me anymore. I’ll do anything you say, but I can’t take anymore.
Limbaugh: You got your mind right, John?
McCain: Yeah. I got it right. I got it right, boss.
Hannity: Suppose you’s back-slide on us?
McCain: Oh no I won’t. I won’t, boss.
Limbaugh: Suppose you’s to back-sass?
McCain: No I won’t. I won’t. I got my mind right.
Savage: You go soft again, we gonna kill ya.
McCain: I won’t, I won’t, boss.