826711556_m.jpgIt looks like Jonathon Sharkey (aka Jonathon THE IMPALER) is still running for president.

As you may remember, Sharkey is running as a member of the Vampire, Witches & Pagan Party of New Jersey.

His campaign promise: “AS PRESIDENT, TERRORISTS AND CRIMINALS WILL FEAR ME! ‘CAUSE I WILL IMPALE THEM!!!!! THE AMERICAN VAMPYRE FROM JERSEY, IS OUT FOR BLOOD! THE BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES!!!”

And now, available only from cafepress.com, you too have show your support for Sharkey by buying your baby a Jonathon Sharkey Onesie for your little baby…

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