Never one to pass up an opportunity to learn more about myself- I just finished taking this online, multiple-choice quiz to determine what breed of liberal I am.

Here are the results…

My Liberal Identity

You are a New Left Hipster, also known as a liberal, a Netroots activist, or a Daily Show fanatic. You believe that if we really want to defend American values, conservatives must be exposed, mocked, and assailed for every fanatical, puritanical, warmongering, Constitution-shredding ideal for which they stand.

and what did I learn?

Well- not much really- except that the bumper sticker I would you most likely put on my car is:

May the Fetus You Save Be Gay

followed closely by:

Nice Hummer?Sorry About Your Penis

  • You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.

    Bumper stickers most likely to have on car:

    “Evolution Is Just a Theory…Kind of Like Gravity”

    “Of Course It Hurts, You?re Getting Screwed by an Elephant”

  • Also good sticker choices.

    Any idea where I can buy one?

    I’d love to put it right below my “Sportsman for Strickland” sticker.

  • dirtgirl

    You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what?s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.

    But really, is there any option to question 5 other than Palm Beach butterfly ballots!? If you chose it, you should have your liberal credentials yanked.

  • Joe: You didn’t see this?


  • I’m joining you with the Reality-Based Intellectualists, dirtgirl.

  • I also like: “The Rapture Is Not an Exit Strategy”

  • I’m a Social Justice Crusader too.

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