Yesterday I wrote about the the nazi candidate from South Carolina. The presidential candidate whose platform is based on kicking all non-white people out of the United States.
But he’s not the only nut-job running for president.
While researching him, I also came across a few other really “interesting” independent candidates that are also running for president in 2008.
Cris Ericson – Marijuana Party – Vermont
An anti-abortion, anti-immigration wing-nut who likes to smoke pot
From a recent interview with Ms. Ericson:
- she hates partial birth abortion because it is “murder”
- she thinks we should kick all immigrants out of our country because they are stealing jobs from homeless americans
- she believes “Education must be free for all grade levels, for college, for medical school, for law school, etc.”
- she wants biased websites to stop deleting her posts
- she insists that marijuana must be legalized because it “is fun for adults; and adults need to have fun after a long, hard week at work.”
Jack Grimes – United Fascist Union – Pennsylvania
A fascist Hick From Wilkes-Barre, PA who likes to wear funny hats and can’t write worth a damn
From his purpose statement:
The United Fascist Union exists to promote a revival of the Republican Commonwealth of Imperial Rome and stand against liberalism, public corruption, decadence and Democracy in all the evil forms they manifest themselves in. (see what I mean about his writing skills!)
And, from his Statement of Candidacy:
To correct the flaws in modern society the United Fascist Union recommends: Halting the monopolies on utilities; imposing a strict censorship on the press; halting urban sprawl; and enacting rules of public conduct which police would rigidly enforce.
Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey – Vampire, Witches & Pagan Party – New Jersey
A former wrestler who promises to impale all “CHILD MOLESTORS, RAPISTS, KILLERS, DRUG DEALERS AND TERRORISTS”
According to his official campaign myspace website:
MY NAME IS JONATHON “THE IMPALER” SHARKEY AND I AM RUNNING FOR THE PRESIDENCY IN 2008…………. MANY OF YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN ME ON THE NEWS OR HEARD ME ON THE RADIO. I AM ASKING FOR EVERYONE TO PLEASE FORGET ABOUT MY RELIGIOUS BELIEFS. YES I AM A SATANIC VAMPYRE, AND A HECATE WITCH……. THAT IS NOT WHAT I AM RUNNING ON………. IT’S VERY SIMPLE, IF YOU WANT TO LIVE IN PEACE AND HAVE CHILD MOLESTORS, RAPISTS, KILLERS, DRUG DEALERS AND TERRORISTS IMPALED, INSTEAD OF GETTING OFF EASY THEN VOTE FOR ME. IT’S THAT SIMPLE… I WILL BRING AMERICANS PEACE OF MIND…I AM ALSO THE SUBJECT OF AN INDEPENDENT MOVIE DOCUMENTARY ABOUT MY RUN…WWW.IMPALERTHEMOVIE.COM…CHECK IT OUT…
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