I live near the Olentangy River and go fishing there every chance I get. This season has been pretty good for fishing- and everytime I do well, I debate taking the fish home for dinner.

Fortunately, I won’t have to think about this too much longer. Thanks to the Ohio EPA, soon there won’t be any fish left to catch.

That’s because:

A state plan to shield the Olentangy River from further pollution has been shelved after complaints that new rules would cripple development in Delaware County.

I think Eric said it best when he said: “like fucking delaware county needs more development”.

Thanks Ohio EPA for being a bunch of pussies.