According to NRO, it’s true. Rudy will stop peddling fear by continually using 9/11 for his own political gain. What else could this mean:

I am making 12 Commitments to the American People. They are intended to lift our vision from the rearview mirror to the road ahead.

OK Rudy. We’re gonna hold ya to that one. Let’s put him on the clock.

Oh, and one more thing. To go from the rearview mirror to the road ahead? You gotta lower your vision.

  • That list is much too long and too complicated.

    5 would be perfect. 7 is pushing it. And absolutely no more than 10.

    At 12, Rudy’s list is 20% longer than God’s list of commandments!

  • Still – it’s not even close to the 20-point plan presented by Greg Hartmann during his failed run for Secretary of State.

  • Shit, man. The elder Bush had a 1,000 points of light. Top that shit!

  • The million-man march?

  • #4: Disqualified. This was an event, not a manifesto. Come on.

  • Go ahead. It won’t hurt a bit. Basic HTML is allowed…

  • #6: Hi Mark. Try again. You enter text then hit the little gray button.

  • Mark me down in the “skeptical” column…

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