I’m not exactly sure what Matt Naugle’s problem is, but he seems unable to resist implying that Ted Strickland is gay, and prefers younger men. Let’s not forget the innuendos about Strickland’s vacation with a staffer, and that his wife may not even live with him. Of course, all of these “allegations” are implied rather than said directly, and all done without any shred of evidence. Not that it matters in the final analysis – I couldn’t care less if we had a gay governor.

One might think that Naugle does this to attempt to discredit Strickland with the large number of homophobic voters in Ohio. Given that the election is over, and it will be a number of years before Strickland is up for re-election, this theory doesn’t seem entirely logical, so let me offer another.

Matt Naugle loves “teh gay sexors.” He has a secret longing to have a passionate, hot, sweaty, manlove session with our current governor. Unfortunately for Matt, he runs in a circle that frowns quite heavily on “teh gays”, so he pushes this secret desire down deep; he tries to shut it out. However, if I learned anything from The Sopranos finale, we are who we are, and you can’t really change that. So while Naugle suppresses his desire, it works its way to the surface in other, perhaps less obvious ways. Like obsessing over the hunk of man-meat currently living at the Governor’s Mansion down in Bexley. In order to fulfill the longing for that which cannot, and will not, happen, his fantasies become real by writing obsessively, compulsively, endlessly, about implying Strickland is gay. In this particular case, he’s cast the young men in Buckeye Boys State in the role he wishes he had in his fantasy.

At this point, I’m not really sure what else it could be.

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  • Hah. Beat me to it. Call it a Plunderbund double buck shot. I, too, think there is some repressed stuff going on. Maybe Scott and Matt secretly get together and rub oil on each other.

    …shit. sorry about that visual!

  • I’m sure some of our readers enjoyed that visual.

    Then again, maybe not.

  • Yes, Matt is an ass. But it seems like you guys have an “unhealthy” obsession to the little tr, tr, tr, troll.

    Something you want to tell us?

  • #3: What? That Matt’s fun to pound on? YOU GOT US!

  • Not only is it fun, but as one of the biggest “most influential” conservoblogs in Ohio, it’s important to counter their disinformation.

    Matt just makes it really easy.

  • Well the id, id, id ,idiot makes it very easy for you.. Almost as easy as it was for the dems to take over Cuy. Co. BOE after Blob Bennett’s ego trip.

    I would have to question “most influential” blog though.

    Because he has alot of traffic, it does not mean he is influential. I would say more like a train wreck…
    you know everyone wants to take a look.

    But now that I think about what you guys said……

    He was in support of the 6′ stripper rule – Huh! Maybe you guys might have a point.

    Figuring other than his Mom, Grandmother or Aunt kissing him on his birthday, no other female would be within 6 yards of him – he should support the “Please touch me I’m a Troll” rule.

    Please lay off the Blackwell remarks, Senor Troll is touchy about that. Especially since the latest mishap.

    The hole in his Ken Blackwell blow-up doll is being repaired this week, so he has been a bit edgy.

    What did the failed governor’s candidate say to his bestest bl, bl, bl, bl, blogger?

    Want to go camping!

  • Mah

    It if is your fun i love it too

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