So Miami Heat Basketball Player Tim Hardaway goes on the radio and says “I hate gay people”…

and it?looks like the christian right may have finally found a candidate conservative enough for their tastes.

My prediction:? Immediately after getting out of rehab, Tim Hardaway will be flying to Dallas to meet (and pray) with Evangelical Kook James Dobson to discuss his campaign strategy.?

They’ll probably?start with a grass-roots type thing… maybe a DRAFT HARDAWAY website and some bumper stickers with clever slogans like “screw the queers- hardaway’s here!”?and “ask me about my homophobia”.