From the daily archives: Wednesday, December 13, 2006

When “Mama’s Boy” Matty Naugle stated that liberal men were pansies, apparently he was right!

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That’s why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today’s rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products.

Well, that settles it. I guess my virile nature and attraction to curvy women is just me trying to overcompensate for my tofu intake in my stereotypically “crunchy” liberal lifestyle. I guess I should fully embrace the homosexual […]

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Elephant headquarters hit againThe Mad Glass-Smasher, the guy who’s been using the state headquarters of the Ohio Republican Party for target practice, has used rocks, bricks and a broken padlock to shatter windows and doors.

Last week, even after Columbus police gave the GOP the OK to post video of the guy bouncing a rock off of its HQ’s front door, he struck again — this time using a broken tree branch.

A police report says the man used a tree limb to smash a window on the northeast side of the building between […]

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