There are two things that are always funny:
Talkin’ like a Pii-rate
Anything Bush says.
Here’s the president talking about Ken Blackwell (a-la Woodward) translated into pirate-speak:
“At 2:43 a.m., someone noted that Bush was ahead in th’ popular vote nationwide, promptin’ th’ President t’ sneer, “If th’ popular vote made it, I wouldna be here.”
Th’ campaign was left t’ anxiously wait fer a statement from Kenneth Blackwell, a former black power student leader who had morphed into Ohio’s gadfly Republican firs’ mate o’ state.
“I be th’ President o’ th’ United States,” Bush fumed, “waitin’ on a firs’ mate o’ state who be a nut.”
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