I’m sorry for this. Really I am. I’m proud of the basketball. I’m proud of the thoroughbreds. I’m super proud of the Bourbon. I’m not proud of this – though I do realize it more a part of what I call the “Cincinatti effect”.

High-tech museum brings creationism to life

PETERSBURG, Ky. – Like most natural history museums, this one has exhibits showing dinosaurs roaming the earth. Except here, the giant reptiles share the forest with Adam and Eve.

Adam and Eve taking their pet dino on a walk in the forest. Lovely. I dunno where they get these people, but a couple have given a million dollars to build this place. When it has the grand opening, I’m goin’. Nothing could be more comedic than spending a couple of hours watching people marvel over creationist science. Not one thing. Well…maybe one, but we’re still searching for that ;-).

?We?re going to show you that we can make sense of the different people groups, we can make sense of fossils, we can make sense of what you see in the world,? he said.

Yeah. It’s called science. They sorta already made some sense out of it. Sorry if that doesn’t jive with the dogma. I guess I should note that scientists could be wrong. Maybe when their sophisticated instruments say the Earth is 4 billion years old they just have too many zeros. It could just be 4,000. Their bad.

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  • schmajo

    WILLLLLMA, I’M HOME!!!

  • The “Cincinnati effect”? Ow.

    How do we know SW Ohio doesn’t suffer from the “Kentucky effect”?

  • Eric

    It has to be a bit of both, right? lol. i say that mostly to make me feel better.

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