OK, we all know how Rick Santorum’s last name was redefined. If you don’t, find out. Jess Hess comes up with an equally amusing remixed definition of the term “pullins”:

pullins (PULL-ins) n. 1. Those annoying little pieces of toilet paper that stick to your penis after you clean yourself up following a group masturbation session?

I raise my pint of Guiness and say to Sir Jeff: Brilliant!

My week of laughter is complete. See ya’ll next time!

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