Lobbyist Jack Abramoff has had a full-blown aesthetic meltdown. He has leapt into an abyss of ill-fitting coats, mobster flourishes and Peter Pan headgear.
Jack must have received the memo on the idiotic gangster look. Here are the many faces of fashion Jack:
(his ass went from Al Capone to Andre Agassi in like 18 hours!)
PS: I do like Tim’s idea about using Fedora’s like college republicans used flip flops. It’s a culture of corruption, see? Yeah, that’s it kid, a culture of corruption…and there ain’t a darn thing you can do about it kid!